Vampires attack 500 Peruvians

OK, it was vampire BATS, not mythical bloodsucking humans.
Rabid bats have apparently become a huge problem in Peru with people dying after getting bites that were believed to be non life threatening injuries.
The Peruvian government believes most of the affected people have been vaccinated for rabies with a few refusing help.
Some people theorize that deforestation is at fault for driving bat populations into greater contact with humans, others say it is the unusually cool weather.

I think it must be Bush's fault.
He gets blamed for everything else.

Woman douses self with oil at White House

An unidentified woman doused herself with an oily substance, triggering a hazmat situation and arrest.

If Clinton were still in residence I would believe this was just another weird woman that Bubba had mesmerized.

Update: It turns out that this fool was not protesting the oil leak, but was protesting Obama's meeting with Peruvian President Alan Garcia Perez.


The obliviot in question is Q'orianka Kilcher, 20 played Pocahontas in the 2005 "The New World".
Well, that explains it all.