No more pens in school?

It finally happened.
A school kid pulled a pen apart and made a "weapon" out of it using plastic balls from an airsoft gun.
Usually, straws and other tubes are used for spit wads but this kid obviously didn't want to be accused of trying to spread diseases.
Using the letter of the law as a weapon, the school administration claimed his pen body and pellets fell under the description of "projectile weapon" and had him charged with 3 misdemeanor assaults for shooting pellets at fellow students (who were apparently "annoyed").

Now they have to wrestle with the problem of any kid being able to convert a pen into a "weapon" at any time during the school day.
Maybe we should just ban pens; even in the administration areas.

Congressman assaults student

This video is unbelievably believable.
Democrat Congressman Bob Etheridge assaults and batters a student after being asked if he supports the Obama agenda.

I don't see anything of this story on the MSM yet.
Lets hope that Fox picks it up.
Say it with me: If it was a Republican...

TSA Smackdown over small "member" seen on scanner

TSA employee Rolando Negrin has been arrested for assault after allegedly beating a fellow employee with a nightstick after being teased over a training scan that revealed he had a small penis. He claimed that he had had enough and wanted to make Hugo Orsono apologize and respect him. Apparently, his original plan to "just talk" changed after the confrontation began. 
And we were all worried that the TSA employees would just be making fun of us.