I think it's safer in the mine

One of the trapped Chilean miners may want to stay in the mine after the rescue shaft is completed.
His wife was holding vigil at the mine when she heard another woman shout her husband's name, and she found out that the woman was her husband's secret lover.
The mistress is sure the man will leave his wife for her and the wife claims she will not give up her husband to an illegitimate relationship.
One way or the other, this guy is in more trouble on the surface than he is underground.

Mount your trophies securely

When you get that 200lb Water Buffalo head home from the taxidermist, make sure you mount it with very sturdy hardware, then tug on it hard to be sure it won't give.
Otherwise you might end up calling 911 like Jim Harris of Florida after it hits you an the head while you are sleeping and traps you in your chair (fortunately close enough to the phone).
I don't think Jim will be sleeping under any stuffed heads anytime soon.