Warn the mechanics and utility workers

A woman was attacked by a police dog in Cincinnati after the dog's handler let him off the leash to answer nature's call.
The dog spotted a parks employee wearing coveralls resembling the ones used in attack dog training and he did what he was trained to do.
That's right!
The police say that she was attacked because of the way she dressed.

Warn everyone that works in coveralls.

"Bike to work day" cancelled

Holy Yogi Bear!
A Florida man was riding his bike into work when a black bear collided with his bike and tore off the back wheel.
The 300lb (estimated) bear left the cyclist with major injuries.
Experts say this type of bear behavior is unusual.

You think?

I'm guessing that more than a few have rethought their "Bike to work" day plans.

81 Year old Florida Woman near death after wasp attack

A Florida woman stumbled onto an underground wasp nest setting of an attack that covered her with stings from head to toe.
Her husband can only wait and pray that she recovers from the coma she is in and that her organs do not succumb to the poison that has almost killed her.
Doctors say she is fortunate that she is not allergic and was healthy at the time of the attack.

I "stumbled" on a bumble bee nest once and was stung multiple times.
I did not rest until every single one of them was dead and their nest destroyed.
Their attack was a reaction to my mowing the grass and disturbing their nest.
My revenge was also a "reaction".

Unbelievable! Saudi clearance for Israel to hit Iran

Saudi Arabia has tested its air defense response network to insure that Israeli planes can pass safely over their territory to attack Iranian nuclear sites.
The tests were to insure that systems and procedures would not scramble after Israeli jets after official clearance was given and the system was selectively shut down.
An American defense source claims the Saudis have provided permission and Saudi sources confirm that they basically will look the other way when Israel launches an attack.
It is common knowledge in defense circles that the Saudis, despite tensions with Israel, have no love for the Iranian regime and would shed no tears if their offensive capabilities are cut down to a more manageable size.

GOP Official and Boyfriend beaten by mob

For the millionth time, if this was a Democrat, it would be front page headline news for weeks.
Just after leaving a Southern Republican Leadership Conference, Allee Butsch and her boyfriend were brutally attacked by 5 men in the street. No suspects have been arrested.