Rosie the shark killer

Before Florida's ban on shark fishing went into effect, Rosie O'Donnell went on a fishing trip where she caught a hammerhead shark.
Now that the fishing guide has posted her picture with the dead shark, a firestorm has erupted on the left.
Animal activists and leftists in general are upset with Rosie for not toeing the line and following the left's rule book.
What really cracks me up about it is the response is typified by a marine biologist's comment:  "This is basically an endorsement. It sends the message that it's an OK activity. And this is not an activity that we want celebrities endorsing."

I've got news for you pal: celebrities don't think you have the right to tell them how to live.

However, they sincerely believe they have the right to run your life.

Kayaks taste better than humans?

45 year old Adam Coca may be wondering if a great white shark decided that kayaks taste better than humans after his recent encounter.
While paddling off Pigeon Point Coca felt a sudden impact on the front of his kayak.
A second hit flipped the boat and tossed him into the water.
While he sorted himself out, he watched a great white shark continue chewing on his boat.
The shark gave up after spinning the kayak around several times and Coca managed to get it back to shore despite the damage to the boat and his equilibrium.

Maybe sharks think plastic is a good way to clean their teeth.