Netanyahu's bodyguard's guns missing

Chalk up another one for our trusty TSA employees and baggage handlers.
Benjamen Netanyahu and his entourage made the mistake of flying commercial and their baggage first went to the wrong airport, then ended up missing several of the bodyguards guns.
I guess they didn't use a diplomatic seal or it means nothing to airport employees.

TSA keeps track of "rude" passengers?

TSA apparently;y has a database of names of passengers that give them crap.
"Incidents in the database include threats, bullying or verbal abuse, remarks about death or violence, brandishing a real or fake weapon, intentionally scaring workers or excessive displays of anger such as punching a wall or kicking equipment, the report says."
The database also keeps personal information, including SSNs and home addresses (one more place for hackers to steal your ID).
Having seen my share of rude, pushy jerks in airports, I can't say I blame them, but I see a distinct possiblilty for abuse.

TSA Smackdown over small "member" seen on scanner

TSA employee Rolando Negrin has been arrested for assault after allegedly beating a fellow employee with a nightstick after being teased over a training scan that revealed he had a small penis. He claimed that he had had enough and wanted to make Hugo Orsono apologize and respect him. Apparently, his original plan to "just talk" changed after the confrontation began. 
And we were all worried that the TSA employees would just be making fun of us.

Safe in the air, not on the ground

A member of the federal Air Marshal Service (TSA), tasked with keeping us safe in the air is accused of being a rapist on the ground.
Lecheton "Omar" Settles, 30, of Herndon, Va. is accused of using his gun and badge to force an escort to provide him sex and return the money he paid her.
A naked Settles claimed to be a U.S. Marshall (he is not) when the escort came out of the the hotel bathroom in his room to "dance in Lingerie" for him, and told her she had to "do what he told her".


If found guilty, can we induct him onto the "Dropped from a mile high" club?
He should have chosen porn surfing like the SEC employees.