3 inmates on the loose in Arizona

Law enforcement in Arizona is on the lookout for Tracy Province, Daniel Renwick, and John McClusky.
All three escaped from a State Penitentiary in Golden Valley and no details of how they managed to escape have been provided.

All they have to do to catch these guys is put their pictures on TV and claim they wrote the anti-illegals bill.
The Protesting union thugs from LA will beat them up and leave them for the cops.

Missing Dog at Airport Trained to Bite

And you thought lost luggage was bad.
A Norwegian Doberman trained as a combat dog escaped from his crate ant Dulles Airport in Virginia.
His handler was not allowed to look for him on the tarmac because there weren't enough personnel to 'escort' her.
I bet the airport workers that have to be outside are on their toes and carrying dog biscuits.