To think that we have wasted billions of dollars and countless hours of research time trying to determine the cause of earthquakes and an Iranian Cleric has had the answer for who knows how long.
IT IS WOMEN!
That's right! Women wearing revealing clothing and behaving promiscuously are the cause!
Hey, it sure explains California's quake issues...I'm just saying.
Now, if they can just figure out what clothing lines and combinations lead to the worst quakes we can control the timing and severity.
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